I guess... just the crazy rantings of a young Aussie...
A fruit loop for sure!
Published on March 3, 2004 By Vampire Princess In Personal Relationships
Mother always told me there were lots of crazy people out there. Most of the books I've read told me there are lots of crazy people out there. But, as I tend to have a rather enduring 'lucky streak', I had never come into contact with these said crazy people... until recently.

The person in question is called Ali. He is 27 [way too old for me], lives in India, and is convinced that I am his ideal woman and that we should be married. He doesn't seem to understand when I say "I don't want to get married." I was fairly certain that this was as clear as I could make it, but apparently not. He continues to persue the issue -- flogging a dead horse, you might say. Not only do I have no interest in marrying him, I have no current interest in marrying anyone. I'm soon to be eighteen. I have things I want to do with my life [although he swears he will let me do whatever I want, even after we are married. He does, however, expect children].

What has happened to the days where, if a man proposed to a woman and she said no, he sulked for a while, then gave up? Personally, I think there are four letters governing his ruthless persual of me:

V-I-S-A


Why else would he want to marry someone he's never met, who is almost ten years younger than him, and quite blatantly admits to not wanting to get married? Besides the complete and utter nuttiness that obviously governs his decision making.

Here is the picture he sent me of himself. Looks like someone stuck a cork up his butt.



I don't know how to get him to take the hint... Suggestions?

Comments
on Mar 03, 2004
I forgot to mention, he doesn't want his parents at the wedding, and expects me to help pay for the damn thing . As if!
on Mar 03, 2004
just stop talking to him, block him on everything (if it's an internet relationship), and possibly even report him for abuse. It's not right that he's going after someone like you, he should just stick to his own. Also, you should probably tell him that he is not your type, or just tell him that you just want to be friends. That's about all the advice I have, I'm spent.
on Mar 03, 2004
I actually tried the whole "I'd like to be your friend" thing... didn't have much affect
on Mar 03, 2004

Start playing with him.  Act like you're all crazy and stuff.  Start telling him stories about conversations that you are having with "Bob".  When he asks who Bob is, say "He is the Gnome that lives in my attic, silly!".  Then start telling him how your food processor tells you to do things...really bad things...... Make a shrine with...say...Micheal Jackson's picture and send a picture of it to him and say "You won't have a problem with us praying to my god for 2 hours each night, will you?"  Tell him that your religion also only allows you to get married if the fiance can provide two sheep, a goat and a complete set of encyclopedias to your parents.

on Mar 04, 2004
hehehe - i like that, karma girl!! i really do
on Mar 06, 2004
Not pertaining to your article, I'm glad to see we have another Aussie on our hands. I don't know if you've been here for a while, but I only recently discovered you. Just saying having a female from Australia is kina cool. I'm an American but I absolutely love Macky and Muggaz..so you're a nice addition. Smile!

Trinitie
on Mar 06, 2004
Could be an al-quada operative trying to get into the country.
on Mar 07, 2004
FBI most wanted he looks like atleast 3 of them..
on Mar 09, 2004
FBI most wanted he looks like atleast 3 of them..


That's a stroke of brilliance, psychx -- I love it!