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March 3, 2004 by Vampire Princess
In light of the ridiculous turn of events my life has taken [ie Being proposed to by an evil man who doesn't know me and probably only wants to marry me for my country], I have decided to have a little fun with the situation [besides telling him I can't marry him because I'm saving myself for Elvis].

And so I introduce the "Redecorate My Crazy Wannabe Fiance" Competition. All you have to do is take this picture of Ali:



...and transform it into something a little like this:



The...
March 3, 2004 by Vampire Princess
In light of the ridiculous turn of events my life has taken [ie Being proposed to by an evil man who doesn't know me and probably only wants to marry me for my country], I have decided to have a little fun with the situation [besides telling him I can't marry him because I'm saving myself for Elvis].

And so I introduce the "Redecorate My Crazy Wannabe Fiance" Competition. All you have to do is take this picture of Ali:



...and transform it into something a little like this:



The...
March 3, 2004 by Vampire Princess
Mother always told me there were lots of crazy people out there. Most of the books I've read told me there are lots of crazy people out there. But, as I tend to have a rather enduring 'lucky streak', I had never come into contact with these said crazy people... until recently.

The person in question is called Ali. He is 27 [way too old for me], lives in India, and is convinced that I am his ideal woman and that we should be married. He doesn't seem to understand when I say "I don't want ...
February 28, 2004 by Vampire Princess
I refer, of course, to the guy that I have been habouring what is possibly the world's largest crush for since late 2002. I've been thinking really hard about it, and have come to the realisation that once I got him I probably wouldn't want him anymore. You know that saying "You only wnat what you can't have?" It very much applies here. I grow more and more certain that, were I to actually GET him, he'd lose his appeal and I wouldn't want him anymore. I think half the fun is in the chasing...
February 25, 2004 by Vampire Princess
I am addicted to eBay. Well, probably not addicted in the truest sense of the word - I do have some control over myself. But I just keep spending money that could be otherwise saved towards a car or a better computer [although, neither of which I'm overly fussed about right now].

Everyone around me is constantly telling me that I have a spending problem. I don't think I really have a problem, per se. I think it's more a case that I don't pay attention to my spending. I enjoy buying thi...
February 23, 2004 by Vampire Princess
Yup, that's right. I can't seem to track down my most recent script file, even though I made like 10 copies of the damn thing! If I have lost it I will be so inconsolably sad. I'll have to get the hard copy that I gave to Ted back so I can type the whole thing out again.

Damn, damn, damn!
February 21, 2004 by Vampire Princess
I think my friend Janelle had this whole marriage business sorted out. Her plan for life is to marry rich, marry young, and retire at twenty. I, of course, need to marry rich in order to support my expensive taste. I think this is more than reasonable. As with most girls of my age and up-bringing, I have a penchant for expensive jewellery, shoes, underwear, and clothes. Someone has to fuel this, and I fear that I cannot. As a consequence, I am formulating an advertisement to find my rich ...
February 18, 2004 by Vampire Princess
Gah. It's days like today when I hate Australia with a fiery burning passion [ironic seeing as today is rather fiery burning-like]. I can't tolerate hot weather. To put it perfectly frankly, it makes me unwell.

Blerk.
February 18, 2004 by Vampire Princess
Well, not exactly... It's because I've got another wisdom tooth coming through. I really don't have anything to talk about today. Could make something up, but that somewhat defeats the purpose.

Gah, I need more money. I just spent almost all of my pay in the space of about two hours. *Sigh* I know, I'm bad. I can't help it. I like expensive things. And I think perhaps that I shall have to get myself a sugar daddy to support my expensive taste. An attractive sugar daddy, mind you. H...
February 17, 2004 by Vampire Princess
So, there's this seriously cute corset bag that I won the bid on at Ebay, BUT when I get to the Post Office to do a frickin' money order, they tell me that they don't DO money orders in GB Pounds. That's just great, I say. So then the man, trying to be helpful but just infuriating me further, suggests a Western Union Money transfer. I grit my teeth and agree, resisting the urge to have a fit at the mention of an AUD$20 fee to send the money over. It gets done, he tells me it's fine and I lea...
February 16, 2004 by Vampire Princess
So, due to Mother picking up Joe and Chelsea from school ON TIME and insisting that I come along so that she only had to make one trip to drop me at work and collect the kids, I was uber bored, and resorted to buying CLEO to read in the tearoom and pass the time. Enter: Teddles. Looking gorgeous as ever and smelling twice as good. *Growl* He is so sexy... so very, very sexy!

Anyways, in CLEO's "sealed section" this month is an article titled "Blow Job School" so I flipped through it -- I d...
February 15, 2004 by Vampire Princess
You are a LONER. Tho u like being with other
people, it's nice to have some time for
yourself too. And sometimes people are
annoying...so it's better to be alone and do
whatever you like. So yeah...go away!


Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!) NEW outcome!!
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February 15, 2004 by Vampire Princess
You are a LONER. Tho u like being with other
people, it's nice to have some time for
yourself too. And sometimes people are
annoying...so it's better to be alone and do
whatever you like. So yeah...go away!


Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!) NEW outcome!!
brought to you by Quizilla
February 15, 2004 by Vampire Princess
So, due to hating me, or just being plain retarded, my previous blog host has decided not to let me log in anymore. Ha! Well sod them, I say. I was with them for the better part of four months, and this is how they repay me? I feel so unloved.

This could lead to future abandonment issues... [yeah, sure]

Anyhoodles, basically, I started doing this as a way to chronicle my life after graduation (November 21st last year) and see if I do utterly fowl it up like some people seem to think I ...