So, due to Mother picking up Joe and Chelsea from school ON TIME and insisting that I come along so that she only had to make one trip to drop me at work and collect the kids, I was uber bored, and resorted to buying CLEO to read in the tearoom and pass the time. Enter: Teddles. Looking gorgeous as ever and smelling twice as good. *Growl* He is so sexy... so very, very sexy!

Anyways, in CLEO's "sealed section" this month is an article titled "Blow Job School" so I flipped through it -- I didn't actually take the time to read it because my boss was prowling and he's dirty and old and yuck! So I just flipped through the entire magazine. I read about workplace sexual encounters (and silently pondered my own situation) and then told Ted that 80% of all sexual encounters occur at work (hint, hint). A little later, he was quite curious as to whether I'd read the sealed section thoroughly. He seemed somewhat dejected when I answered with a flippant "Not yet..." This, of course, gave me a small amount of satisfaction. He still sleeps with his 'ex', then I shall be flippant -- I can tell that there is something there, and the day that I tell him that I want him soooo badly shall be a great one for me.

I will be reading that sealed section very carefully. I will be a Blow Job Goddess and, in the words of Bridget Jones "A wanton sex goddess with a very naughty man between her thighs..."

Yes... the time is coming *evil, evil smile*